Considered by many the hanging rope of modern man, the tie has a large acceptance among the hairy business gang. And just like the mustache itself, it comes in all shapes and colors.
But listen closely: you’ll never, ever, I mean EVER see a mustache wearing a bow tie. Why? Do you know what a bow tie looks like? Goddam right it looks like a bigote (only its located two palms belowthenose, right on the neck). The bowtie can draw attention from our real hero, and that’s no good.
So here’s our little friday tribute to the well dressed, good looking mustaches of this great Armani world.
'Cause withouth them, how would the workplace have any dignity?