november 14 :-§) mustache tongue-brushing slices of sausage from upper teeth

Hot dogs can be really tricky, can’t they? Oh they can. But they sure come in handy when the mustache’s out there, starving, and there’s no sign of AMPM within’ a 10 block radius. And what’s supposed to be a fast-food stop turns into a long after-the-food chase of sausage corpse, not to mention the cheap translucid ketchup forever on the victim’s favorite blue/whitestripe/billythekid shirt.

But as long as the mustache is clean and ready to go, there’s no real harm.