It’s a well known fact that technology has changed our lives dramatically. (without internet we’d probably be sending daily mustache-chromos to you, dear belowthenosian friend) Meanwhile what we see is that some adapt to the new times and some don’t. The mustache obvioulsy doesn’t. Gillette Mach3, Philishave, Ginsu Knifes, nothing has altered the millenary hairy facial status.
Not even FBI earplugs. You hear that, Mr. McNamara?