BIKERS :-§) friday special post
They do it ’cause it’s good for the body.
They do it ’cause it's good for the mind.
They do it ’cause it’s good for the environment.
Or simply ’cause they’re poor.
Doesn’t really matter, though. The point of riding the bike is to get your mustache blown by the wind, and no Benz no Porsche can do it. Let’s say it's the first step on the mustache hierarchy towards reaching the chopper status.
Ladies and gentleman, here's our friday salute to the hairy riders.
OFFICER :-§) friday special post
They’re out there to keep things under control. To make sure no one runs over the rules. They're heavily trained, heavily armed, and most importantly, heavily hairy.
Ladies and gentleman, it’s with great honor the that belowthestaff brings you the mustached men behind this world’s thin line between order and chaos. (ãh?)
Have a nice weekend. And keep it cool, punk.
january 10 :-§) international correspondent: Italy!
Lots have been said about Rome in this blog, but seems like Italy has more to offer. And even after out intern, Sex Appeal, dug deep into the ancient walls of the Coliseum we still keep getting more and more hairy hints about this mediterranean land that ceases to shave.
Only there's something curious about the these recent belowthestaff contributors: they work on a team-basis, more like a female batman & robin mustache hunting squad. That's ok for us, once they have the same piccola height and the victims don't get blocked.
XMAS :-§) friday special post
Santa has a beard.
No wonder kids cry when parents leave them on the marshmallow-on-red-bathrobe's lap.
So to give the little ones back their hope our belowthestaff hit the streets in the search for new role models.
And trust me when I say: Christmas is a blessed season.
january 04:-§) international correspondent: Morocco!
Yes, Belowthenose has entered Africa. As you can see, our newest international correspondent comes from the banks of Morocco.
The land where the light shines brighter and camels are worth a wife.
The land where the mustache touches the carpet.
december 30 :-§) international correspondent: Portugal!
A few weeks have passed since friday special post Lisboa and we’re back in Portugal. This time with our newest international correspondent.
Portugal is probably Europe’s country whose land borders are the oldest. But its tiny territorial strip is a mustache paradise.
An unisex mustache paradise.
COLISEUM by SEX APPEAL :-§) friday special post
This week’s special comes from the ruins of Rome, and it’s brought to you by our young and promising intern: Sex Appeal.
He’s been in the Coliseum and was more impressed by the ferocious ammount of mustaches than by any cage or other tourists' butts.
“It was a battle out there. They were everywhere, sometimes three, four around me! I didn’t know what to click first“ – says the Belowthenose intern.
Grazie, Sex Appeal. You got a B+ for your anthropological contribution.
december 26 :-§) BELOWTHENOSE INTERN: SEX APPEAL!
Like any other major corporation we also offer a traineeship program.
Yes we do. Just think: who wouldn’t wanna have a BTN on his CV?
So our first intern is this guy you see up there: Sex Appeal. That’s his name, and that’s how he wants to be called. And we don’t have a problem with that since Sex has shown great effort and brilliant skills on the capturing process.
Like thousands of young aspiring teens, Sex dreams of joining the belowthestaff. If he doesn’t make it, well, at least he’ll have the BTN intern-stamp on his chest.
And fuck Harvard.
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